DADDY: What are you doing?
LILLY: I'm copying your dance moves.
DADDY: But they look awful!
LILLY: Yes but you do a good moon walk, it is very funny.
Friday 25 April 2014
Tuesday 15 April 2014
Chicken Dance
LILLY: And now you dance around in a circle.
DADDY: In what level of hell do they play this?
LILLY: Why do you hate the Chicken Song?
DADDY: It is the opposite of everything I stand for.
LILLY: But it's happy.
DADDY: Eggsactly.
DADDY: In what level of hell do they play this?
LILLY: Why do you hate the Chicken Song?
DADDY: It is the opposite of everything I stand for.
LILLY: But it's happy.
DADDY: Eggsactly.
Thursday 10 April 2014
Trousers
DADDY: You know how old people wear their trousers too high?
LILLY: Yes.
DADDY: If I started doing that you would tell me wouldn't you?
LILLY: It depends.
DADDY: On what?
LILLY: On how funny you looked.
LILLY: Yes.
DADDY: If I started doing that you would tell me wouldn't you?
LILLY: It depends.
DADDY: On what?
LILLY: On how funny you looked.
Tuesday 8 April 2014
Piracy, It's a Crime
LILLY: You wouldn’t steal a car
DADDY: I would if I could download one.
LILLY: LOL.
DADDY: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
DADDY: I would if I could download one.
LILLY: LOL.
DADDY: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Sunday 6 April 2014
Sleep
DADDY: Are you asleep?
LILLY: I was you bald arsed doofus!
DADDY: Sorry. Good insult though.
LILLY: I just make them up, do you want to hear another one?
LILLY: I was you bald arsed doofus!
DADDY: Sorry. Good insult though.
LILLY: I just make them up, do you want to hear another one?
Wednesday 2 April 2014
Socks
DADDY: I just bought new socks.
LILLY: Good because your feet are horrible.
DADDY: Unfortunately they run in the family...
LILLY: Heh heh.
LILLY: Good because your feet are horrible.
DADDY: Unfortunately they run in the family...
LILLY: Heh heh.
Saturday 22 March 2014
Word of Last Week
DADDY: Do you know why we didn't have a word of the week last week?
LILLY: No.
DADDY: Because the word of the week was PROCRASTINATE, do you know what that means?
LILLY: No daddy.
DADDY: It which to say you are going to do something and then keep putting it off. It is one of my skills.
LILLY: LOL.
LILLY: No.
DADDY: Because the word of the week was PROCRASTINATE, do you know what that means?
LILLY: No daddy.
DADDY: It which to say you are going to do something and then keep putting it off. It is one of my skills.
LILLY: LOL.
Thursday 20 March 2014
Too Much Honesty
LILLY: You don't have to help me with everything, I can do this.
DADDY: But I like to help, one day you will be able to do everything for yourself and probably think I am useless.
LILLY: I already think you are useless.
DADDY: But I like to help, one day you will be able to do everything for yourself and probably think I am useless.
LILLY: I already think you are useless.
Wednesday 19 March 2014
Honesty
LILLY: You are a weird bald man.
DADDY: I can't argue with that, mummy once said I am the strangest man she knows.
LILLY: Weird!
DADDY: I can't argue with that, mummy once said I am the strangest man she knows.
LILLY: Weird!
Tuesday 11 March 2014
More on Birthdays
LILLY: I actually know you are forty nine now daddy.
DADDY: I'm forty eight.
LILLY: Forty eight, forty nine what's the big difference sister?
DADDY: Harumph!
DADDY: I'm forty eight.
LILLY: Forty eight, forty nine what's the big difference sister?
DADDY: Harumph!
Monday 10 March 2014
Birthdays
DADDY: It is my birthday tomorrow, how old do you think I will be?
LILLY: A hundred...Why are you looking at me like that daddy?
LILLY: A hundred...Why are you looking at me like that daddy?
Sunday 9 March 2014
Snakes
LILLY: If you get bitten by a poisonous snake could you die?
DADDY: Yes but don't worry most of the really venomous snakes live in Australia.
LILLY: We live in Australia you poop!
DADDY: At the moment...
DADDY: Yes but don't worry most of the really venomous snakes live in Australia.
LILLY: We live in Australia you poop!
DADDY: At the moment...
Tuesday 4 March 2014
Word of the Week
DADDY: Lilly what would you like for breakfast? You can have anything.
LILLY: Icecream!
DADDY: You are about to experience the word of the week which is DISMAY.
LILLY: LOL.
DADDY: Do you know that mummy wanted me to read a book called The Secret of Happy Children?
LILLY: Did you?
DADDY: No.
LILLY: Oh.
LILLY: Icecream!
DADDY: You are about to experience the word of the week which is DISMAY.
LILLY: LOL.
DADDY: Do you know that mummy wanted me to read a book called The Secret of Happy Children?
LILLY: Did you?
DADDY: No.
LILLY: Oh.
Sunday 2 March 2014
Faces
LILLY: Do you see that face in the mirror?
DADDY: Yes Lilly.
LILLY: You are stuck with that all day.
DADDY: Really?
LILLY: Yes, warts and and all.
DADDY: Yes Lilly.
LILLY: You are stuck with that all day.
DADDY: Really?
LILLY: Yes, warts and and all.
Saturday 1 March 2014
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