DADDY: What are you doing?
LILLY: I'm copying your dance moves.
DADDY: But they look awful!
LILLY: Yes but you do a good moon walk, it is very funny.
Friday 25 April 2014
Tuesday 15 April 2014
Chicken Dance
LILLY: And now you dance around in a circle.
DADDY: In what level of hell do they play this?
LILLY: Why do you hate the Chicken Song?
DADDY: It is the opposite of everything I stand for.
LILLY: But it's happy.
DADDY: Eggsactly.
DADDY: In what level of hell do they play this?
LILLY: Why do you hate the Chicken Song?
DADDY: It is the opposite of everything I stand for.
LILLY: But it's happy.
DADDY: Eggsactly.
Thursday 10 April 2014
Trousers
DADDY: You know how old people wear their trousers too high?
LILLY: Yes.
DADDY: If I started doing that you would tell me wouldn't you?
LILLY: It depends.
DADDY: On what?
LILLY: On how funny you looked.
LILLY: Yes.
DADDY: If I started doing that you would tell me wouldn't you?
LILLY: It depends.
DADDY: On what?
LILLY: On how funny you looked.
Tuesday 8 April 2014
Piracy, It's a Crime
LILLY: You wouldn’t steal a car
DADDY: I would if I could download one.
LILLY: LOL.
DADDY: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
DADDY: I would if I could download one.
LILLY: LOL.
DADDY: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Sunday 6 April 2014
Sleep
DADDY: Are you asleep?
LILLY: I was you bald arsed doofus!
DADDY: Sorry. Good insult though.
LILLY: I just make them up, do you want to hear another one?
LILLY: I was you bald arsed doofus!
DADDY: Sorry. Good insult though.
LILLY: I just make them up, do you want to hear another one?
Wednesday 2 April 2014
Socks
DADDY: I just bought new socks.
LILLY: Good because your feet are horrible.
DADDY: Unfortunately they run in the family...
LILLY: Heh heh.
LILLY: Good because your feet are horrible.
DADDY: Unfortunately they run in the family...
LILLY: Heh heh.
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